Thursday, February 15, 2007

A whole bunch of Whys...

Today I feel like listing some of the things that are bouncing around in my brain, so here we go:

  1. Why, when you're running late, does every traffic light turn red the moment you drive up to it, and traffic is hideous?
  2. Why, when you have plenty of time, and are even early, all traffic lights are green, and there's no traffic?
  3. Why do they always seem to cancel the decent TV shows that we like, while trashy shows seem to have an incredible life span?
  4. Why are people who abuse their children allowed to be parents in the first place?
  5. Why is spandex made in large sizes?
  6. Why do people think that it's ok to pass on the right, all those who merged early, when a lane is closed up ahead?
  7. Why do people drive 10 or 15 miles below the speed limit until a passing lane, and then speed up to 90?
  8. Why do people merge onto the freeway, which is flying by at 65+, at school-zone speed, and then get mad at you, when you come up quickly on them?
  9. Why is it guaranteed to rain the one day you've left your umbrella in the car, or at home?
  10. Why does your child, who has not slept all day, fall asleep in the car, 5 minutes from home?
  11. Why do drive-thrus have people with heavy accents, taking the orders?
  12. Why is there Braille on the drive-through ATMs?
  13. Why are video games so addicting?
  14. Why do people drink Coca-Cola, when police use it to clean up blood at crime scenes?
  15. Why does 65 degrees outside, feel warmer than 65 degrees inside?
Well, that's all for now. Enjoy, and try to stay dry!

Blessings, K~